narty

A narty is a tiny shriveled penis that is incapable of performing sex due to its miniscule size.

Sweeney said he was coming from the pool, but I bet it's just because he has a narty.

by Nilknarf Den December 28, 2005

niftyfucktastic

to fuck one in a nifty fashion

"that was on niftyfucktastic expirence we just had"

by sindy April 23, 2003

nifty

it's just nifty

something that's cwl(cool)and useful and you're glad of it

usually used when something is changed or is new

WOW! This is really nifty! oh cwl!

by Sian and Gav March 29, 2005

nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

nifty-pro

An extreme level of awesomeness.

“do you like cheese itz?”
“yeah they’re pretty nifty-pro”

🤪🤪

by $nowski June 17, 2018

Nitty Nav

A person who sucks at Tekken and @'s people to boost his self esteem. Sounds suspiciously like he's from whales.

"Moh is really being a Nitty Nav today."

by Def Not Chris June 21, 2019

Nitty Baller

A nitty baller is one who has a nitty lifestyle whilst actually having the money to back their drug habits.

AJ: We’re nitty ballers you know bro?
Ethan: We’ve been through 12 bags of cocaine!
AJ: But it’s all paid for, my sweet boy.

by Nittyboyballer October 10, 2019