netrmani

Netrmani is one of the most adorable person in your life who will never try to change you just understand and support you in every means, will never leave your side and be full of humor, will make you fall in love with yourself and make your day worth it .to have him will be the most beautiful thing of your life and as he is always optimistic, he will open up the new meanings of life for you .he is the most friendly, understanding and innocent person. At times he can be devasted but still always ready to forget his fear and regrets for someone he values, and even if he might have achieved heights still his foot will always be on the ground and when people will see him, will not be able to know that he is only one who has achieved so muchmeans he will never be like he has achieved something so I should behave differently what so ever will happen will not able to change him. And even though he will achieve so much but still will be open to new opportunities and failure, it can be possible that he can be confused but can never be devasted and hopeless. And he is always speaking up the truth to his valuable people and he is so childish and funny that anyone will love his company and can never be enough of him and everyone wish to support him because of his nature but still mature about his life decisions.

I love you netrmani

by kamolika December 8, 2021

Netanel

Thiccest man alive. He is so fat that thanos had to snap twice. He is so fat that when he goes for a run every night an earthquake occurs. He is so fat that only half of him came out of his mom at the hospital, imagine how fat he would be if the whole body got out. His weight is 696969 kilograms.

Look at that fat guy!
Oh, he’s most probably Netanel

by Thiccman69 February 21, 2022

Social Netwank

The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.

Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.

by TnG October 12, 2015

Netbanger

Someone who says theyre gonna murk u @ the depot but never do, or say theyre gonna fight u but dont 😍. ALSO KNOWN AS JAMES MILSON

James: im gonna murk u at the depot
rachel: do it no balls
*james never shows up cus hes a netbanger*

by bye273737 September 21, 2018

Netbang

The act of "banging" over the internet, either via Instant Message or e-mail.

Jack: "Hey sexy, wanna Netbang later?
Jill: "Sure, meet me online at around 10 tonight, then we'll get started..."

by Philip the butt pirate March 12, 2009

netman

A twat who thinks he/she is "it", when quite clearly they have the intelligence of a mollusc. That's just had its brains blown out by a shotgun. And then stamped on.

You fucking twonk, Netman.

by A-Nony-Mous September 19, 2003

netania

A sexy babe with a massive dumptruck, absolutely humongous. Her heart is as big as her ass, her kindness overflows plenty. She’ll love you with your whole heart.

Oh damn, she’s got a big booty, she’s definitely a Netania

by Toastybun November 25, 2021