A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.
NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.
by kparian April 22, 2010
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"Some dude gave me a hot carl the other night when I was drunk, it was totally not nersh."
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Get the nersh mug.A nerd is an interesting sort of idea. To some, the idea comes simply: glasses, nasal, scratchy voice. Inhalers, pocket protectors. Whatever the hell.
I think a nerd is something else. Someone who has a large IQ, sure. But doesn't act that way. A nerd is a person who plays video games, spend their money on new releases and Trading Card Games. Ones who, online, are actually, well, literate. A nerd can be extremely annoying or really cool. Depending on your point of view. And hey, since they have a non existant life, they have all the time to talk to you. One more thing: Nerds like to trash talk a lot of things behind your backs. Rap, emo, goths.. Whatever is around the bend.
I think a nerd is something else. Someone who has a large IQ, sure. But doesn't act that way. A nerd is a person who plays video games, spend their money on new releases and Trading Card Games. Ones who, online, are actually, well, literate. A nerd can be extremely annoying or really cool. Depending on your point of view. And hey, since they have a non existant life, they have all the time to talk to you. One more thing: Nerds like to trash talk a lot of things behind your backs. Rap, emo, goths.. Whatever is around the bend.
Face it. Nerds whoop your butt. Not only are they smart, but they can have you on your butt crying when it comes to the infamous XBox queen. Halo.
by Daddy August 2, 2004
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Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.
Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.
I listened to Rush Limbaugh and found that most of his remarks were neopseudotic.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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GSL (Global Starcraft League) is the most nerdstigious starcraft 2 tournament in the world
GSL (Global Starcraft League) is the most nerdstigious starcraft 2 tournament in the world
by lashlash October 25, 2011
Get the nerdstige mug.An event or place (such as an anime convention) where large numbers of nerds join forces and celebrate such common interests in style. May or may not include cosplay, music, and celebrity guest appearances. This also may apply to atypical "nerdy" activities, such as painting, knitting, or poetry.
"Are you going to Comic-con this year?" "Yeah, I heard it's gonna be the biggest nerdstravaganza ever!"
by loop zoop July 25, 2013
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Jay: "Hey, Bruce Campbell is coming to the local Sci-Fi convention this year."
S.Bob: "Nerdsqueal!"
"They just found a new Exoplanet that shows signs of life! Nerdsqueal!"
S.Bob: "Nerdsqueal!"
"They just found a new Exoplanet that shows signs of life! Nerdsqueal!"
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