scrunch neck

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.

Hey, look at scrunch neck over there!

by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017

Neck Roller

An offensive term to refer to physically handicaped people. It refers to when someone in a wheelchair is looking one way drooling and then in one swift motion rolls their head over to the opposite direction while making a retard noise

Retard: Turns head while drooling RAAAAHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: That Neck Roller is fucking annoying.

Guy 2: Yeah he is so obnoxious.

Guy 3: Omg dude he actually did it!

by Xenekota August 22, 2016

turd necklace

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

by J.C. Price May 4, 2009

to the neck

Having a (noun) to yourself.
or
Being by/to yourself.

Originated from the San Francisco Bay Area

I got the house to the neck.
Do you have the whip to the neck?
Once her main gone, I'm finna have her to the neck!
First off, I wake up with a blunt to the neck.
I'm going to neck this wood and then I'm finna slide.
Since I moved out the bay, I don't really fuck with anyone out there & I don't got anyone else around. I've been to the neck, really by my lonesome.

by baylingo March 29, 2020

Go Commit Neck Rope

A meme that is a Roblox originated term that is an alternative to "Go hang yourself." This is used (mainly) to bypass Roblox's filter chat.

Roblox Pro: Haha noob quit Roblox XDDDDDDDD
Bacon Hair: Go Commit Neck Rope

by One Juicy Boi August 3, 2018

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Neckbeard

The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.

“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”

“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”

by ProfCDryDrunk October 24, 2020