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narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!
by Rose. A January 2, 2012
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Dutch Narwhal

A Dutch Narwhal is when you swim with a shit hanging out your ass
Tom:Swimming Was Horrible
Matt:Why?
Tom:I Had A Dutch Narwhal
by wizardthelizardbro August 28, 2013
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Norwalk

A partially nice town. What I mean by partially is that certain parts of Norwalk are really.....really poor, not to be rude. Norwalk is a far cry from the rest of Fairfield County. It's unique. It contains preps, gothics, skaters, nerds, and supposed "gangstas" mostly in South Norwalk. East Norwalk can be.....extremely suburban, and there are many preps.

Some "preps" go to country clubs. There's two in East Norwalk: Shorehaven and Shore and Country.

Shore and Country is mostly for "traditional" preps while Shorehaven is more for new preps.

I actually know a few teachers who go to Shore and Country. One is from Wilton, though. Wealthy people from all around go there.
Norwalk is a rather interesting town.
by C.C. December 28, 2005
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Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...
by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012
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narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.
Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.
by ADanteM September 18, 2013
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Narwallis Cat

A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.
That nutter on 45th Ave is a true Narwallis cat .
Only men can become a Narwallis Cat
by Kyle Whyte February 6, 2019
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norwalk ohio

Norwalk is full of dudes who cheat on their girlfriends to get ass of some STD bitch. Girls from other schools stop talking to them because their egos are bigger than their dick. The girls there are nasty psychotic sluts who have herpies and fuck their dads. Don't live in Norwalk unless you want the clap or a dude with a little dick.
This bitch from Norwalk ohio sucked my 3 inches and then fucked my brother
by Thebitchwhogotfuckedover September 7, 2016
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