bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Dig in my butt

To "search for gold" or "dig for mystery", "dig in my butt" is a term used to talk about a common hobby or activity in which one may stick their finger up their rectum cavity to search for any scraps which may be left after taking a shit. Also often said as "Diggin' in ma butt" and possibly abbreviated to "DimB" which is often used over text.

"Hey Michael what're you doing this afternoon?" "Probably gonna dig in my butt"

"Are you busy this weekend?" "Yeah I gotta dig for gold, dig in the ol' ass creamer"

"Are you digging in your butt during our dinner right now?" "A miner never stops until they find gold"

by Gibsonn06 June 21, 2025

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Yeah my butt

you don’t believe what you were told

Yeah my butt you cleaned your room

by Shensler15 February 20, 2021