Bieber My Balls

A phrase made up by MTV Live host Daryn Jones says when anyone makes fun of Justin Bieber.

Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls

Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.

by DJonesWifey December 4, 2010

Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time

One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!

by thatsme67 February 14, 2012

Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

by Bebreezy1986 September 3, 2019

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022

my balls

they are non existent

where are my balls?

by anabsolutebitch April 25, 2022

get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

by D5H November 1, 2007

My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020