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send a fax to mugabe

A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.
"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."

"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."
by giiledouche November 4, 2011
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Abu Musab al-Zarqwai

a Jordanian militant who is behind Car and Truck Sucidie Bombings And killings of innocent people he is said to be a rival member to osama Bin Laden. he posts Videos and shows poor people Getting Beheaded for Dumb Reasons all because us Troops Won't Leave Iraq it's messed up i tell You. he's escaped Twice From us Troops he's the most wanted Jordanian militant in iraq and there is a $250,000 Reward for him alive or Dead or Captured.
jack says to himself at home Abu Musab al-Zarqwai you Can Run But you Can't Hide because Eventully Time is Running out for you Bitch.
by OmG-YoU-KilleD-KennY May 25, 2005
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Abu Musab al-Zarqwai

some faggot ass terrorist who finally got his shit handed to him in an easter basket!
This camel jockey Abu Musab al-Zarqwai who manipulated little boys into killing themselves in the name of allah got his shit blowed the fuck up!
by Daragh "innit? Mcguinness September 14, 2008
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Abu Musab al-Zarqwai

Middle eastern name tranlated as Shit and Ass in the U.S.
I took a Abu and Wiped my Al-Zarqwai.
by hells bells May 30, 2005
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muta

hey good morning! you have muta, that's nice!
by botoy October 12, 2004
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Mugabe rape

A frozen banana in a condom is inserted into the anus whilst flowering the recipient with strawberries and cumming in their face
You see that whore over there?
yeah?
I mugabe raped her
I want Mugabe rape
by MoWlEmAn April 11, 2010
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mutabolism

A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.
"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."
by romel adam February 6, 2008
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