Murples

Climbing holes on a bouldering wall

"Foil Arms and Hog donated a set of murples to this climbing gym"

"you could climb up a tree, if it had murples"

by Nice Cup of Tea and a Biscuit January 24, 2021

Murled

The effects of a long night of drinking and partying will cause you to be completely hungover and often cause you to resemble Murl Haggard

"dude that shitty wiskey got me so murled the next day"

by James DePoyster December 17, 2008

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Murglefurf

1) A silly person, idiot, or has a low IQ
2) someone who confuses certain things for other things.

Omg Frederick you're such a murglefurf!
Or
"Ffs sharron the milks in the cupboard again!"
"oh god I'm such a murglefurf!"

by THE-HIGH-GROUND February 2, 2020

Mupple

A couple that has been together so long that they now resemble Muppets. They are exaggerated, simplified forms of themselves, and their motions are so automatic that they are like puppets or marionettes. thupple

For Valentine's Day, me and Andy got together with a few other mupples for a mate-swap and potluck.

by Miss Vickums February 16, 2020

Murble

Somebody who wants to jump off a cliff and die on purpose

You absolute fucking murble.

by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021

marple highschool

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.

You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

- marple highschool quote of the week

by steel enjoyer 69 April 22, 2022