MUNTAB

Acronym to convey fictional numbers to senior management - Made Up Numbers To Avoid Bollocking

Can I have your forecast for this weeks call?

Ehhhh £2.4million (which is made up of course, Plucked from the sky i.e MUNTAB)

by GraemeP June 30, 2007

Muntamous Hooley

A lady who indulges in the beautiful art of Munting also known as Munging.

"Fucking hell that bird's breath fuckin reeks!!"

"Oh don't mind her she's my girlfriend she's a Muntamous Hooley, we've just got back from St Margarets Church Graveyard."

by Lukey Gee July 7, 2006

Muntasaurus

A munta (ugly female) who is also incredibly large and monstrous the style of a dinosaur

That girl by the bar is a real muntasaurus. She looks like something from the prehistoric era. I’m sure she probably has a lovely personality though.

by Fat Archeologist December 27, 2009

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 12, 2008

crazy like mutha fucka hanzo

Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.

Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.

by Oddjob6025 April 21, 2005

Munchausen's syndrome

Disorder in which an individual pretends to have certain symptoms in order to be admitted into a hospital or undergo various medical tests.

Eminem's CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET: "Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome."

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

munchausen biproxy

When a person causes a family member illness in order to care for or be the hero in curing them.

Derived from the word/name Manchausen of a German traveler who apparently exaggerated his experiences in his stories

Eminem's mother suffered from munchausen biproxy.

by karmakoma April 22, 2006