Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.
Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.
by 010Rusty January 17, 2021
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
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Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 06, 2011
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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 24, 2011
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twat muffle

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.
by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021
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Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.
While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 03, 2009
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