kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

korean mud flap

When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.

Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”

by -bruh- February 4, 2020

georgia mud flap

This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock

I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.

by chilimann February 14, 2014

Louisiana Mud Flap

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

Mud Flap

Balls. When sitting correctly, a mans testes may cover the anus and becoming a 'mud flap'. Also, when two are engaged in intercourse in the missionary position, the mans testes may cover the woman's anus and therefore becoming the woman's 'mud flap'.

Woman: What's a mud flap?
Man: I'll show you...

by saggy sack October 27, 2010

Mississippi Mud Flap

stupid redneck mullet

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004