when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water
guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks
by gdat0 March 16, 2011
Get the cotton-mouthing mug.trite or insincere statements designed to mislead, create a false perception or simply to baffle, confuse or withold understanding.
-- His self-aggrandizing mouthings merely emphasized his insecurity.
-- Her flattering mouthings belied her true intent which was to gain your confidence before asking you for a loan.
-- His intellectual mouthings merely served as a smokescreen.
-- Her flattering mouthings belied her true intent which was to gain your confidence before asking you for a loan.
-- His intellectual mouthings merely served as a smokescreen.
by clayby August 25, 2009
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by Kevely March 9, 2003
Get the moshing mug.Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark January 13, 2009
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Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)
Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)
by drobisch078 August 30, 2016
Get the Poor-Mouthing mug.Potentially dangerous activity performed at concerts by fans of extreme punk bands or bands which play forms of pseudo-metal. A form of dancing characterised by varying degrees of violence towards fellow dancers. In other words, the dance of angry morons. Contrary to popular belief, TRUE metalheads don't mosh, they headbang and behave like relatively much more civilised humans. This is because TRUE metal bands {e.g. Olympos Mons, Doro, Black Majesty, Terasbetoni, Kaledon, Rhapsody Of Fire, Edenbridge} play ELEGANT music that can express every known human emotion, not just bleeding boring old anger, anger, more anger and yet MORE anger. Rant over.
'Great! There's some decent metal on at the Underworld tonight, none of those moshing arseholes around'.
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