moosemare

When someone has a moose related incident, the nightmares associated with that incident are called moosemares.

Margaret: Jim, wake up and get me a clean pyjama, i just wet myself during a moosemare.
Jim: Oh ffs not again.

by reuben.abela August 22, 2016

mossesed

A word meaning high or drunk

Hey look at Bob there, he's so mossesed.

by rebelliousninja101 June 30, 2016

Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017

mossed em

A sports term, meaning that some one is totally covering there man.

The conerback mossed em all game long! They won`t be throwing his way any more.

by WaltMo4 August 30, 2017

Mossed

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap

*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.

by The epic dude July 11, 2018

MooseMan

Deadly 7 foot angry Canadian person wielding an axe in a Canadian forest at midnight...

John, if your going out tonight, watch out for the MooseMan

by boiboiboiboi21 December 19, 2018

Mossed

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.

My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.

by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019