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MooseMan 

Deadly 7 foot angry Canadian person wielding an axe in a Canadian forest at midnight...
John, if your going out tonight, watch out for the MooseMan
MooseMan by boiboiboiboi21 December 19, 2018

MooseMan 

Wow, he’s so funny. He must be a MooseMan.
MooseMan by FunniComedianMan December 24, 2020

Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

Moose Man 

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.
Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*
Moose Man by yerxa December 11, 2020

Moosemas 

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
Moosemas by Cramulus December 1, 2010

Mooseland 

Canada; the country north of the United States in North America. CANADA!
The new kid is from Mooseland, did you hear?