mosquito 

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep

i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(

mosquito by botermossel September 15, 2020

Mosquito 

Forbidden fruit gushers...

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)

Mosquito by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021

mosquito 

a little piece of shit bitch. the species has to be burnt and exterminated

person 1:" come here you piiece of shit"
mosquito:" zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

mosquito by stella_uwu_uwu_666 December 20, 2021

Mosquito 

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH

Mosquito by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022

mosquito 

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!

mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*

mosquito by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022

Mosquito 

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

Mosquito by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Mosquito 

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

Mosquito by cannabass November 22, 2022