moof

The way to say "moth" in a baby voice.

oh my goodnesh, look at all the moofs ^_^

by crisscrossapplesauce July 12, 2008

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead April 17, 2016

Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019

MOOF

Acronym for mother odin oughta fuck

"Woah! check out that MOOF!"

by 300 grenades February 26, 2008

moof

basically another word for muppet!

Samy u MOOF!

by Pigster January 23, 2004

moof

A person who is so dumb that they probably fuck farm animals to get action (i.e. MOO Fucker)

dude, that guy's such a fuckin' moof.

by 12 inches November 08, 2007

Moof

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

by Trufs February 17, 2009