Moof

the little spot above the anus below the end of the backbone.

"He shot his load on her moof"

by smizzle fo shizzle July 25, 2003

Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 11, 2010

Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 13, 2011

Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

by jude telfort July 27, 2011

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead April 17, 2016

Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019