"He shot his load on her moof"
by smizzle fo shizzle July 24, 2003

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.
The Moofie Monster got you!
by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.
by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

by jude telfort July 27, 2011

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.
by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019
