Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers

Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?

by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.

Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."

by AbNb June 12, 2013

70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005