monorant

talking to yourself in a long rant with no one listening

In a chat room, I monorant:

Me: So, dude, I was talking to her and she asked me what I thought about her hair. WTH, you can never win by answering that question. Since I have discovered some wisdom, I have learned to say "whatever style you currently are wearing, baby." That never works either. She gets mad and tells me I don't love her anymore. She actually started to tear up a little. So, I had to take a different direction and tell her that she looked hot (even though I really liked her hair longer). Isn't that just like a chick dude? Bro? Bro, you there?

by Silver Fox Chad November 12, 2010

Monry

A certain amount if requested money

How much of monry do I get

by Monry January 24, 2019

Chupoypoy monoynoy

This word mean absolutely nothing But is funny to whisper in someone's ear for some reason.

Owin: Chupoypoy monoynoy

Jon: what the fuck is that dude

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

mononym

A word you type with one hand on a standard keyboard.

In my OPINION, STARWARS is a MONONYM.

by Kel Will Jackarokie July 22, 2004

mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

MONOHYDROGEN DIOXIDE

1. water
2. h2o

the stuff you drink on a daily basis

"hey whats that"
"its monohydrogen dioxide"
"oh you mean water you moron"
"shutup!"

by dragoon347 September 21, 2005

manoryk

slang for menstruation
see period

i would love to have sex with you but i just got my manoryk.

by justinnnnn December 15, 2008