Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

monker

short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.

"He hung up on me! What a monker!"

by StephyBear August 11, 2008

ass mongler

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

cock mongler

someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks

Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler

by Darryl February 5, 2003

Monkery

a punk rock band that has wailing guitars and power chords that just rock out loud

The Monkery played at the Bloomfield cafe.

by xwrdx January 22, 2007

monkers

man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.

Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

Crack Mongler

Derrogatory term one who hordes crack.

Jimmy is a crack mongler

by Stan Morrow April 7, 2003