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monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.
Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!
by pari October 16, 2004
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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD
monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"
by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021
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Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this
Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*
by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021
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Monke

Hello I am MONKE
by Ycraft09 March 24, 2021
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Monke

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke
by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021
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