mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mockingyokin

Term used back in the day in Brooklyn, NY. It's short for my kind your kind.

Hey bro did you see the ratio on her?
Yes sir.
Then she's mockingyokin.

by Jebhlg September 18, 2020

Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Monring

Mon bring mono and ring being anus. Give her one. In the anus.

Noud really gave Michelle a proper monring ing the other night.

by Forfivesakes July 25, 2019

mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006