Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkeyboy

small townie like object, often referred to as s0ck

peon

by Mick May 20, 2003

monkeyforce

a secret group of monkeys after the notorios ownagest cap'n rain the quester. they are gonna try and kill cap'n rain the quester who will survive at all costs! by the way hes a pirate, arr

the monkeyforce are comin mateys! ill take these bastards

by raikean October 20, 2008

MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

monkeyfriends

An 18 year old livejournal celebrity/drama-whore named Nicole who got knocked up by a 25 year old kid who lives with his parents, and is now having twins! The drama never ends.

Damn, monkeyfriends is pregnant again.

by Al Sharpton June 27, 2003

monkeyfling

Obvious nonsense, uttered in an attempt to improve one's own standing within a group by decreasing that of others. Compare bullshit, bollocks

"Mallory said that Bob was cheating on Alice" - "Oh, that's just monkeyfling."

by GyrosGeier July 16, 2008