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dirt mongrel 

one who has a threesome in Mexico and cries to their friend.
Lindsey!! I'm a dirt mongrel!!
dirt mongrel by Lulu September 30, 2003

dick mongrel 

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.
I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.
dick mongrel by brente89 August 23, 2008

Married Mans Mongrel Maul 

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

cock mongrel

A person who slobbers all over the cock on a regular basis, they will go for any cock at anytime
Mo: Yo, did you here about Naka
JJ: Yeah dude he blew Mr. Dennis
Mo: He's a total cock mongrel
cock mongrel by Fossie April 16, 2006

sex mongrel 

One who eats the jax of others and has sex with them.
sex mongrel by Jugarn Jax June 1, 2005

Tiberian Butt Mongrel 

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs
dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night