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titty monger

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.
Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
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fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.
You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II
by Shivs August 3, 2004
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Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
by G-maximus October 3, 2003
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Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
by Hazard October 24, 2003
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rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.
Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.
by Relin January 1, 2009
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boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.
Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.
by William B. Smacky November 10, 2007
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whore monger

Damn! That pimp is a real whoremonger!
by Cassie March 11, 2003
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