Monty Python

THE FUNNIEST DAMNED SHOW EVER! 'Nuff said.

"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"

by Big-D November 21, 2004

monty python

a group of brits with the funniest dry humor ever.
often people who claim to love them have only seen the holy grail, even though the flying circus is way better.

cool people like monty python

by emilyfemily December 28, 2005

tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.

Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.

by TM specialist September 25, 2006

moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

by breivegan August 12, 2003

moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009

Morty

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020

monty python

An excellent and rather hilarious sketch show which offers a look into a very interesting time period in Britain, crossdressing, and a glance into the minds of those who are very comfortably walking the line between genius and insanity. However, the humor of this has been diminished as of late by all the 12 year old nerds quoting it in bad English accents

Person 1: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Person 2: Ahh! You're ruining it!

by firetop August 24, 2005