Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Throat Moat

Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.

Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.

by Timberlund October 11, 2025

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

Moatmealing

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"

Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?

by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

Pulling a moaty

The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.

The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!

Past tense

Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"

Present tense

Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"

Future tense

Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.

by Moaty man November 16, 2010