Missionary BBQ 

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

Missionary BBQ by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022

Missionary Makeup 

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

Missionary Makeup by milehighmike July 24, 2022

missionary anal 

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole

damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.

missionary anal by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025

Missionary Marks 

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.

Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.

Missionary Marks by S3xninja September 20, 2025

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

Missionary Power Bottom by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

Missionary (CoD) by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016