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Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010
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Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!
by B4NT November 28, 2011
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Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.
Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020
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Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.
Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020
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Liam’s muscles

Liam WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST muscles you’ve ever seen girls can’t take there eyes off them he is a chick magnet. One year he will have no muscles at all then a few years late He will work out like mad.
2019 girl : omg liam has no muscles.
2022 girl : damn liams so hot and his ripped!!!
Liam’s muscles. Liam has no muscle then is ripped
by Big brain kid 69 March 4, 2022
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Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.
(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".
by usmcvince January 18, 2012
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invisable muscles

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
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