fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Missionary Jerk

A sexual position performed by homosexuals in which while facing each other (similar to the missionary position performed by a heterosexual couple) the top partner places his penis in the anus of the bottom partner while at the same time the top partner will also masturbate the bottom partner.

Last night Jake missionary jerked Connor.

by Professor Pad May 22, 2011

missions

U.K South London slang

word describing a long amount of time taken to get somewhere

From the idea of a mission being something which takes along time to complete.

Beckenham! Ah Bruv das missions!

by Gigi July 13, 2004

mission creep

Mission Creep happens when extra and often unnessesary details that are added to a project usually causing the project to spiral out of control. Mission Creep
slows down the process and causes things to creep along

I wanted to put closet organizers in this weekend but beacuase of Mission Creep I ended up spackeling the walls and painting the room as well.

by dpon62 January 21, 2008

dummy mission

a wild goose chase. to chase after a goal impossible or difficult to achieve.

man this girl got me on a dummy mission...i cant find her g spot for nothin

by mischief August 7, 2003

Entry Point Stealth Mission

Entry Point is a game on ROBLOX that can include heist missions. We will be focusing on stealth.
Here is how you do it:
-Have a suppressed gun, so you dont get detected by shooting.
-Conceal your weapons.
-Do not wear armor. This increases your detection rate.
-Get the required equipment, or/and get someone to help you.
-Disable sensor doors. Sensors will send a signal wherever it's connected. (ENGINEER CLASS REQUIRED)
-Get a disguise. A disguise can unlock few places. You can switch disguises.
-Knock out people for more experience points.
-Steal anything you can (including what is needed)
-Follow your objectives.
-Do not use weapons that dont have suppressor equipment available. They are meant for loud.
-Get good perks before the mission.

I/We are doing an Entry Point Stealth Mission.

by preda046 October 3, 2019

stoner mission

a hunt for food while you're stoned

"dude I'm hungry.I'm going on a stoner mission."

by 1 up July 20, 2008