Millennial

no house... no money... just avocado

sorry for being such a millennial but no house no money just avocado

im not a weeaboo im a millennial

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by ThePandaTARDIS September 15, 2017

Millennial

Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 are considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward will be part of a new generation

“Millennial are changing the shape of the world”

by C2theE July 30, 2018

end-of-the-millenium bullshit

the wave of excessive bullshit that dominated everything during the fucking PC 90s, especially the second half. In 1993, ABC TV aired a special on angels, chiefly because New Age freaks decided that they believed in them. It gave "details" of supposed "encounters" with angels by people who wanted to make some easy money and their Warholian famous 15 minutes. Soon after that "prophecy" shows appeared on TV to fool the gullible and uninformed, and using superstitions, misread readings, scientifically unsound theories and outright lies. The angel fad didn't abate, CBS put out "Touched by an Angel" to feed the heat-of-the-moment sentiments, the up-to-that-point good country band Alabama put out the trend-chasing crap song "Angels Among Us", and angel pins and other angel-themed merchandise was sold. Cha-ching!. In 1996 Comet Hyakutake graced our skies with a spectacular showing. After that it happened again with the wonderful Comet Hale-Bopp. Many cults and sects appeared out from under the woodpile, and many people commited suicide en masse, particularly in the Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven's Gate and more. When the aforementioned comets came close to the Earth, much doom-saying was made and ignorance was rampant. One particular cult picked up it's tents and settled outside the city of Jerusalem to await the arrival of Jesus Christ. The comets gave an impetus for Hollywood to make some real crappy disaster-from-the-skies movies. Simply put, Jesus Christ didn't return (He will when He's ready to, not before and not when we predict it), and the universe kept on rolling.

TV, movies, the Internet, other forms of communication, clothing styles, music, culture, religion, and much more were affected by the trends of all the end-of-the-millenium bullshit that came out in the last decade of the 20th century. OK, Prince said "they say two thousand-zero-zero party over oops, out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999". But why did so many people have to take it all so literally? As we well know, it's 2007 and we're still here, for all it's worth. The end ain't gonna come until it's time for it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007

Millennitard

An individual born between 1982-2004, classed as a millennial - but is a bit inept and therefore can be considered a "retard" - this word is the two combined into one.

Oi look at that idiot, can't even tie a shoelace, what a millennitard.

by Coffee024 May 2, 2018

Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless

"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"

by Red_Meem June 19, 2019

Millered

verb - the act of having a proposed time pushed systematically out with the same, or similiar, excuse. Usually in 15 minute increments. Most often happens between the times of 8:30pm and 10:00pm EST.

"Hey steve, wanna play a game tonight?"
-"ya sounds, good. I'll be ready at 8:30"
"ok"
8:30 arrives
"Steve you ready?"
-"ya just gotta do a few quick things, gimme till 8:45"
"ok"
8:45 arrives
"alright steve"
-"ya just gotta eat something, i'll be ready at 9"

"millering" repeats until about 9:30-10:30pm upon the arrival at two conclusions

"jesus we were ready hours ago....we got fucking millered"
-"relax im here, let's go"

or

"steve its 10 o clock, wtf."
-"ya i got REALLY comfortable in this chair...i won't be playing after all"
"what the fuck, my night just got millered"

by Weres June 29, 2009

millennihilism

A term for the gallows humor that millennials (or “gen Zers”) indulge in to cope with the situations of our overheating planet, dim political future, crushing economy, and the ever present avaccado toast problem.

Person 1: hahaha LOL I wanna die!

Person 2: jump out the window!

Person 1: But I want options....
Person 2: There’s bleach in the sink and a rope in the closet!

Persons 1&2, together: Millennihilism!

by YEETYOOT_TØP_HP_HoO&PJO June 7, 2019