Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

Mikestigator

My ksti gaye ter. Slang term for the instigator named mike.There is at least one mikestigator within every group of friends.definition: the guy named mike whom always starts she amongst friends by making comments and gestures pitting one person against the other.A real asshole, a mikestigator carefully plans his day before arriving to a get together, just to see how much shit he can stir.

"Damn, those two are at it again? Wheres the mikestigator who caused this shit,? Again........

by Guadalupe pineda July 8, 2014

midwesterner loop

Used to describe the back and forth indecisiveness of a group. Often the result midwestern decision makers.

Q: Where should we go to eat? A: I am fine with whatever. A: I am flexible A: I really could eat anything right now. A: Who hasn't picked a place lately, it is their turn to decide. A: Oh come on people, we are falling into a midwesterner loop.

by whitsitt May 28, 2015

Modest pelican

I have officially spread the good worth of his channel

Modest pelican is just perfect , no need to know how to properly use it on a sentence

by Beans and cars2 August 9, 2018

migestic

a term used to describe beautiful eyes or sometimes your dog

"your dog is hella migestic"

by ryan pucel March 20, 2023

moderately modest

A term coined by the Australian tiktoker, @sarahbada_, to describe fashion that can include tops that cover the breast to mid stomach and bottoms that can go up to just above the knee or to mid thigh. However these requirements are loosely used as comprises are made often, eg. a crop top and show more stomach is the bottoms are high waisted or a dress can be backless if the entire front is covered.

Talia: Wow, I think this top would look nice on you! Do you think it fits your style?

Sarah: Yes! It is perfectly moderately modest!

by sonderluvs November 15, 2021

Toxic Midwesterninity

The general aversion of many people from the Midwestern US towards spending time, effort, and especially money on things which could materially improve one's life, which often causes folks to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".

Mr. C, your 60 year old wooden step ladder is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point, especially as you're getting on in years. Perhaps the purchase of a new step ladder is obviously warranted, but Toxic Midwesterninity is keeping you from buying a new one because you already have a "perfectly good" step ladder but really it's clearly dangerous at this point.

by JesusIsMyZoloft January 14, 2022