Microphallaphobia

Fear of small penises

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.

by Maryrose March 16, 2017

microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.

Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.

by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010

Pass the microphone

stop talking, we're tired of hearing you

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"

by lookissokay August 24, 2020

microphone

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

by fyrelady March 6, 2008

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

French Microphone

When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.

Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!

by DickDickler June 4, 2014