micropenis

Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020

MicroPenis

Nick Oquendo

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021