mallbilly

Noun.

Origin: from the word Hillbilly

Name for person or persons who spend all their time at the mall such as
1. teenagers
2. emos
3. goths
4. the walking elderly

Tina: " dad, can you give me a ride to the mall "
Father: " no, you spend to much time there your like some sortof damn mallbilly "

or

Jim: " look at all those Emo's infront of Spencer's, theyve been there all week long! "
Eric: " yea, theyre mallbillies! "

by Jimmycrackscorn2 January 23, 2008

Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

by Macsbandit December 2, 2009

Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.

Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos

by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009

Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.

Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".

by Taykit June 21, 2019

Avoid the Mall Day

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

Malligator

A sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. Usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. A Malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.

Watch out, man. There's a Malligator over in that corner

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

Mallet Head

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

by Chesstastic July 31, 2007