A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
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Meterman is a superhero who goes around feeding parking meters and saving people from costly parking tickets. Troy Griffin created Meterman for his Cable Access TV Show Random Insanity in 2000. Since Meterman's inception he has been featured in newspapers and TV News Broadcasts in Chapel Hill NC, Cincinnati OH, and Los Angeles CA. Meterman can still be found on the streets of Los Angeles saving tickets and he says his mission is to "Save citizens time, money and frustration by feeding expired parking meters and saving tickets.
-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!
-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!
A Superhero in black tights and a red cape swooped down and put a quarter in my meter just seconds before that bitch ass meter maid wrote me a ticket. I exclaimed "Thank you Meterman" as I laughed in the meter maid's sorry ass face!
by troyster68 December 13, 2009
Get the Meterman mug.A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.
Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.
by Camp1112 December 13, 2010
Get the Metrodoomed mug.1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.
2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
by jmuraz December 18, 2010
Get the Metrodomed mug.This term unites the connotation of your typical metropolitan person (who for example talks inanely about mortgages, his "career", the latest iPhone/MacBook Pro/etc, how oppressed Africa is, how 'vibrant' high crime areas are or how the NHS has pretty much saved the world and "doesn't even cost that much"), with the blunt, directness of calling some one after the glans penis or in laymans terms - "bellend".
Nothing to do with Paris' underground railway network.
Nothing to do with Paris' underground railway network.
EXAMPLE 1: "I can't do this any more. I want to stick this shoreditch starbucks apricot frappacino straw in my eye. I'm just completely surrounded by metrobells".
EXAMPLE 2:
"I used to be bullied at school because I believed in fair taxation. Do you know what they called me? A massive metrobell".
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"I used to be bullied at school because I believed in fair taxation. Do you know what they called me? A massive metrobell".
by NativeCitydweller August 30, 2012
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