metrobell 

This term unites the connotation of your typical metropolitan person (who for example talks inanely about mortgages, his "career", the latest iPhone/MacBook Pro/etc, how oppressed Africa is, how 'vibrant' high crime areas are or how the NHS has pretty much saved the world and "doesn't even cost that much"), with the blunt, directness of calling some one after the glans penis or in laymans terms - "bellend".

Nothing to do with Paris' underground railway network.

EXAMPLE 1: "I can't do this any more. I want to stick this shoreditch starbucks apricot frappacino straw in my eye. I'm just completely surrounded by metrobells".

EXAMPLE 2:
"I used to be bullied at school because I believed in fair taxation. Do you know what they called me? A massive metrobell".

metrobell by NativeCitydweller August 30, 2012

metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.

see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010

metrobilly

n., pl. –lies, adj. –n. 1. a person who appreciates art museums and dirt track racing and appreciates a well mixed martini followed by a cold Budweiser. 2. a person who has the sophistication, fashionable tastes, or other habits and manners associated with those who live in a metropolis and who likes to get dirty, be rough, and other habits and manner associated with those who live in the backwoods country.

-adj. 3. of, like, or pertaining to metrobillies: metrobilly lifestyle



note: hair gel, mullets, ratchet belts, and overalls optional.

The metrobilly pondered the inherent beauty of the artwork in the gallery while thumbing the 4-wheeler key in his pocket.

metrobilly by Reader & Swartz Architects, P.C. August 13, 2004

Meribelled 

Verb: When a freaky hot girl has so much pussy control, that she clamps and bends your penis in half creating a permanent divot resembling a wedding band ring.

I spent the night with this freaky hot girl that was so wet she dripped on the floor, yet she Meribelled me. I love her 🙃

Meribelled by RareBearU June 29, 2020

metrobilly

A person who displays the characteristics of both a metrosexual and rockabilly. A portmanteau word combining metrosexual with rockabilly.

That guy is drinking a cosmopolitan and has pompadour. What a metrobilly!

metrobilly by Alex December 25, 2004

Meribelle 

Meribelle is a sexy short lady , that is elegantly a smart ass .

Meredith is a perfect example of a meribelle.

Meribelle by Meribelle July 9, 2018

methbelly 

When all your bones stick out from doing so much meth, and all you're left with is a pregnant looking stomach.

Look at Jill and her methbelly sitting over there looking like Oswald Cobblepot.

methbelly by saidsassysloth July 2, 2016