merry crimas

What you say waitress instead of merry Christmas

"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas

by mynameisnotfiveweenies November 24, 2020

merry chrimas

Merry Christmas

Merry Chrimas Yall

by Urban Doctor December 25, 2016

merry damage

a slang term for the common cider for neds it is called merry damage because if u drink a bottle you will undoubtfully spew youre ring.

gees a drink o' yer merry damage now ya cunt.

by simon G October 20, 2005

Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Merri Lou

Blonde, gregarious, tenacious, super quick wit and f'in SEXY as no other!! ~ML is athletic, doesn't take crap from anyone and her energy can blow you away. She can be intimidating, but has a very big heart and loves to help others. But an absolute wildcat in bed with a booty- ass that J'Lo would be envious of. Creative, and FUNNY! And can bust out 80's dance moves like a Janet Jackson back-up dancer.

"That ass on Merri Lou is so FINE, that Venus De Milo's ass needs to be replaced with it!"

"OMG, Merri Lou wore me OUT last night!"

"Oh, I think I just pulled a Merri Lou doing the Moonwalk!"

by ~ML February 3, 2010

Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019