slippery melon 

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

slippery melon by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Melon Fucker 

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.

"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"

Melon Fucker by RedBarrage September 6, 2010

melonic 

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

jenn melon 

A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.

Jenn Melon makes me sexually frustrated.

jenn melon by RonCon November 23, 2021

melon shooter 

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

melon shooter by Matt287 May 13, 2006

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Meloney 

Meloney derived from the greek word meaning blackness, a unique, one of a kind, Irreplaceable, person never to be forgotten, blessed but blesses others, Alluring and Mesmerizing, but in unconventional way, Indescribably irresistible outgoing persona

She acted so Meloney
I just had a Meloney like conversation with her, i think i'm in love

Meloney by DJ Os November 26, 2010