subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2013

Happily Melancholic 

Happily Melancholic is the feeling of being happily content with life but you are secretly sad and lonesome as well. Not really, depressed because you are ok or have come to terms with your feeling of sadness but you're not always sad and depressed.

*Ways to know you're Happily Melancholic*
-Lost A Close Loved One
-Really Good Worker
-Distant (from others)
- Loveable towards people.
- Can't Trust others well.
-Have problems with making close friends.
-If you're really creative or you read a lot.
and so on..

Guy #1: Are you Happily Melancholic (or HM)?
Girl #1: No, why?
Girl #2: Because you listen to Maria Taylor, Dido, Gemma Hayes, and the only japanese music you like is Akino Arai. I told you that the music you like would make people think you're "HM".
Girl #1: Hmm, I guess you're right.

Happily Melancholic by HappilyMelancholic July 12, 2010

Meanie Pie 

a name you call someone who is being mean. But not used if you are REALLY mad. Only if you are a little mad.

BOY: Twilight stinks.
GIRL: You are a meanie pie!
BOY: Whatever.

Meanie Pie by FantasyPunkPrincess December 16, 2008

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

The meaning of life by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015

Asparagus meaning 

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

Asparagus meaning by cool A October 1, 2019

Melanie 

Walking goddess, beautiful girl, sexy chick. If you ever find a Melanie never let go of her she's an amazing girl that loves to hang out and party. The name is used to describe a graceful girl that at times can be clumsy and awkward but is very beautiful outside and inside of her soul. When she falls for a lucky guy she falls for him deeply. Easily forgives, and is easy to get things out of but dont push it one day she might explode. Treat a Melanie right and don't let go of her.

Damn that girl is hot, she must be a Melanie

Melanie by lover_0987 April 3, 2010

Malani

Malani is your average outgoing, outspoken, goofy, beautiful,"one of the guys" type of girl. Dont hold back around malani because she is the most funnest person to be around, what ever you say might make her laugh until she turns red. you would want to lose a malani, your life wont be the same without her

Yo did you talk to Malani lately?
YEAH! she wouldn't stop say "RAWR XD" tho she's so cool to be around

Malani by @thebeautyoall April 21, 2018