a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmermanmug. An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
Get the Matteo Bellinimug. Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.
by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021
Get the Matteomug. by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018
Get the matteo lauritomug. An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
Get the Matteomug.