math

Something people with no social skills and a depraved need for stability and objectivity enjoy thinking about as a form of masturbation.

Loser: I like math.
Me: GTFO

by Leonid Brezhnev April 06, 2008

math

a subject in school that you learn to do.

i learn math in my school

by Eric Desautel November 24, 2007

math

Ebonics for "phone number."

Yo, let me get your math.

by Chris De February 09, 2009

math

Physics' bitch. Only practical application being in phyiscs; otherwise completely useless. Similar to a whore: only good for one thing.

Sir Isaac Newton developed calculus for use in physics problems.

by Frunkard June 12, 2005

math

A womans phone number.

You see that cutie over there, i just got the math.

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Math is a Mental Abuse To Humans, it makes your life impossible.

by 20054 June 03, 2017

math

A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.

Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.

by Poopqwerqtqertq October 13, 2013