matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

Tijuana Matinee

A synonym for "donkey show". A public showcase of a human committing a sexual act upon a donkey.

Person 1: Dude, I loved that donkey show, last night!

Person 2: Ew, you went to a Tijuana Matinee? That's gross, dude!

by DaveDemola November 6, 2010

Matete

Has a big heart and when it matters most he is there for you and he is trash at soccer and has a big old ass

Dam have you see Matete’s ass oh dam

by Fatmotherfuckerjacob April 2, 2020

Omar Mateen

NRA-Sucking Muslim who slaughtered 49 LGBT people and injured 53 others at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Making it the biggest shooting in American history. Islamic extremism at its best.

"Yo dude, wanna hit the club?"

"No man, I might get killed by another Omar Mateen..."

by RayFruit January 18, 2017

Mateleska

a sarcastic person. it is hard to tell when this person is being serious. he is also often on crutches due to being a dumbass and jumping down stairs

Bro 1: hey will you do my homework for me?

Bro 2: Yea i love doin other peoples shit for them.

Bro 1: Your such a Mateleska

by your moms fuck buddy September 28, 2009

MakeNeedo

A person who streams on twitch and has a private SMP on Minecraft.

MakeNeedo is currently streaming on Twitch! Go sub with Twitch Prime!

by foxeethefox August 24, 2021

Mattness

A hobbit-like asshole, whos anorexic, dose cocaine and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.

Dude, that movie was total mattness

by jessica woulett September 30, 2007