Marriage 

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

Marriage by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Marriage 

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

Marriage by tankerbelle October 2, 2012

marriage 

a bond between two people in love

Dillon and Nichole are in love so they arranged a marriage.

marriage by nicholeispretty July 18, 2007

marriage 

A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.

After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.

marriage by Hopeless Romantic May 4, 2004

marriage 

is the death of sex.

"Marriage is not the death of love; it is the death of sex." - W Allen

marriage by fafalouie December 5, 2003

marriage 

A union of two lovers.

Those two guys love each other. Hopefully Bush won't try to ban their marriage.

marriage by MiamiFinFan4Life June 28, 2004

marriage 

See definition for FAILURE

Use your imagination it's marriage.

marriage by SuperSanchez September 21, 2005