mared

to have a go at someone

'i told her she i couldnt see her on tuesday and she just mared at me'

by Squidgey January 6, 2008

marred up

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

marfell

a dirty forester with stumpy thumbs

marfell: WOOF

by woofowofofofof August 18, 2011

the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

manfed

When a man reaches a point in his relationship where he serves his significant other dinner.

Bob manfed his wife.

by Bramy July 2, 2008

Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012