I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
by Hell nawww August 19, 2019
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by Garthy September 19, 2006
Get the Self Help Manual mug.A short publication that would have saved you a lot of time if you bothered to read it. However, reading an instruction manual before attempting to assemble/use the product with which it came is a sure sign of mental and physical weakness.
Manuals come free with purchases of self-assembly furniture, electronic products, children’s toys and many, many other products.
Some of these products are so simple to use, (eg. A padlock) that a 55 page, multi-lingual, fully referenced brochure doesn’t really seem necessary
When writing an instruction manual, follow these simple rules and you can’t fail;
1. Make the pages from stiff, shiny paper so that it’ll only stay open at the right page with the help of a rock, a toolbox and a dining room table positioned on each corner.
2. Make an extensive ‘Contents Page’ using the smallest font available and ensuring that you number the chapters, sections and sub-sections. Do this even if you only have 3 pages.
3. If applicable, include an illustration of the parts the buyer SHOULD have received and make sure this includes a picture of the manual itself.
4. When you reach the English chapter, don’t be tempted to waste money on a translator, as you can simply guess most English words and make up the rest as you go along.
5. Be sure to include diagrammatical information where appropriate – get a four year old child to help you with the drawings.
6. Make the manual's cover attractive to women so that they can sit on their comfy sofas and shout directions at their husband/boyfriend when they are doing perfectly well with superior male intuition (and brute force)
Manuals come free with purchases of self-assembly furniture, electronic products, children’s toys and many, many other products.
Some of these products are so simple to use, (eg. A padlock) that a 55 page, multi-lingual, fully referenced brochure doesn’t really seem necessary
When writing an instruction manual, follow these simple rules and you can’t fail;
1. Make the pages from stiff, shiny paper so that it’ll only stay open at the right page with the help of a rock, a toolbox and a dining room table positioned on each corner.
2. Make an extensive ‘Contents Page’ using the smallest font available and ensuring that you number the chapters, sections and sub-sections. Do this even if you only have 3 pages.
3. If applicable, include an illustration of the parts the buyer SHOULD have received and make sure this includes a picture of the manual itself.
4. When you reach the English chapter, don’t be tempted to waste money on a translator, as you can simply guess most English words and make up the rest as you go along.
5. Be sure to include diagrammatical information where appropriate – get a four year old child to help you with the drawings.
6. Make the manual's cover attractive to women so that they can sit on their comfy sofas and shout directions at their husband/boyfriend when they are doing perfectly well with superior male intuition (and brute force)
The instruction manual was written in total gibberish.
The instruction manual's glossary section was extremely useful.
Jack: Would you like to learn how your phone works in Arabic?
Jill: Oh Yes Please!
Jack: Here you are, it starts on page 205.
The instruction manual's glossary section was extremely useful.
Jack: Would you like to learn how your phone works in Arabic?
Jill: Oh Yes Please!
Jack: Here you are, it starts on page 205.
by Jimstock July 16, 2008
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by yourdutchgoober April 3, 2007
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RJ: "c'mon! pants friendly kiss? manual labor??"
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Get the Mantula mug.A highly effective disciplinary action performed by a pimp onto a ho. It involves the pimp using the back side of his hand to pimp slap a ho in the face. The corrective slap must be violent enough so it does not require an additional follow up slap.
The pimp's sudden and unexpected manual correction quickly ended the ho's aspirations of ever quitting the profession and going back to school.
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