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Maite

A very nice person, lovable an very energetic . She runs a lot but doesnt really work out. She loves Channing tatum and never gives up. She is unique and goes crazy with people she is comftermble around. You are lucky if you know a person called Maite.

Not a whore
Jace: Maite is going crazy!
Timmy: I know right!!
by Beth rob August 7, 2012
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Percussive Maintenance

This is the fine art of whacking, throwing, smashing or banging the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
The dvd player kept skipping so I fixed it with some percussive maintenance.
by richkjak December 28, 2009
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Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.
This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.
by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009
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Maithily

A Hindu name of Lord Ram's wife, Sita in Ramayan.
Pronounced: Mah-ee-th-ee-lee.
Indian families could name their daughter "Maithily" after Lord Ram's wife, Sita.
by onetemptasian December 25, 2007
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Maitiú

Maitiú is Matthew in Gealige (Irish).
Maitiú is my name, whats yours?
by Maitiú Ó Fátharta March 25, 2008
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Cougar Maintenance

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.
"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
by kellybex November 19, 2009
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Saugeen - Maitland Hall

sau.geen mait.land hall saw-geen mate-land hall
- noun, singular
The largest Canadian housing institution of the highest order.

Style: Traditional
Building Opening:1969 (The day the earth stood still) 69: Just saying ;P
Floors: 36 Saugeen: 1-9 Lower, Middle, Upper; Maitland: A-C Lower, Middle, Upper
Dining Hall: Open seven days a week (Known for its waffle bars and wide selection of Gelattos)
Population: 1252 specimens

Staff: 2 Residence Managers, 12 Dons, 24 Residence Advisors, 2 Academic & Leadership Programmers, 1 Assistant Programming Coordinator (PROPS TO THEM ALL)
Washrooms: 2 per floor, both equipped with urinals.

Attractions: Sexual intercourse in public areas, Viral stripper acts, Cutlery theft from the cafeteria, Out of control parties and (according to David Letterman) One of the most popular places to get knocked up. It has also been widely known to house some of the most good looking people known to all of mankind.

Also popularly known as:
- Animal House
- The Zoo
- Jungle Party
e.g: Saugeen - Maitland Hall

1. Saugeen-Maitland's so hot right now. SOOO HOTTT
2. Deep in the heart of the Western Jungle, you can hear the Saugeen rumble. OOH AHH ooh ah, OOH AHH ooh ah.

3. Hey, Saugeen, Red, Yellow, Green, the best res at Western that you've ever seen.

4. GO SAUGEEN-MAITLAND S-A-U-G-E-E-N.
by The Jungle Beast October 15, 2010
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