Manfred

You just have to love this Person. He is not only the greatest at telling jokes a hundred times but also a pro in historical knowledge. When you meet him, he will brighten up your day by just giving you a smile and his well-known clap on the shoulder. When you meet a Manfred, you can be sure ists gonna be an interesting evening with lots of topics out of the box. (Did you ever drive to Scotland? Can you tell dogs love me? Did you know I played Santa Claus as a student?)
Also there is to mention that he definitely has his sexy side, but only one women could take his heart.
Sorry girls!

Manfred is a fresh, stylish, dude.

by callmeyou December 24, 2021

Manfredo

Another term used for mansauce. Sperm.

Damn! I almost dressed my pants in manfredo sauce when I saw her walk down the steps! Damn she was hot!

by doc152 July 24, 2009

Mikey Manfs

The most genuin man alive.

Get yourself a Mikey Manfs

by ManfsFan May 31, 2018

manflops

a flip flop worn by men...often abrecombie models

"hey chris i really like your manflops they look extremely comfortable"

by better off May 1, 2006

Manfetti

During sex, when you pull out and cum all over a girl in a act of celebration.

Dude I was banging Rawanda on the New Years Eve I blew my manfetti all over her.

by az_das_6 July 29, 2011

manflu

An affliction that affects both sexes but is most common among men. It is not unlike severe hypochondriasis in manner but is often only isolated to colds and flus that do not require medical attention. This affliction causes a person to become weak, lethargic, codependent, fatigued, and pathetic. They will often claim ridiculous things and need constant attention until symptoms of sickness subside.

Person 1: "I'm dying..."
Person 2: "You're not dying."
Person 1: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Person 2: "You just have manflu."

by Akimika May 30, 2013

manfred-opposition

Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.

A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!

by Judian March 9, 2008