(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.
Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.
by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009
Get the Mandatoria mug.Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.
Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."
Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."
Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."
by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011
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Sex that lasts over an hour, with continued intent; if only an hour and a half or so, partners may only be distracted during sex. During 'marathon sex,' as opposed to marathons, small breaks are sometimes taken, akin to stretches during exercise, which is part of what the 'marathon' is... exercise, for both partners, in every case, though! For it to last so long, mutual exercising, and most especially pleasure, throughout the entire event, are both prime requisites.
When we're going to have more than a few hours alone, it's always nice to make sure a good bit of marathon sex is part of that time.
by FlyinMonki82 January 18, 2016
Get the marathon sex mug.A shortened form of miranda mirathon. A Miranda marathon is a session of watching many Miranda (BBC) episodes back to back.
Anna: Do you want to go out tomorrow?
Emily: I can't, I'm having a Mirandathon with Katie.
Anna: Oh.
Emily: I can't, I'm having a Mirandathon with Katie.
Anna: Oh.
by MoistPlinth January 7, 2012
Get the mirandathon mug.A footrace of 42.195 kilometres, which is usually held on roads. It's featured at the Olympics and the World Track and Field Championships. The race was borne out of the death of Greek army messenger Pheidippides, who ran from village of Marathon to Athens to inform the Athenians of the Greek's victory over the Persian army. Pheidippides died upon delivering the message.
"Haile Gebrselassie clocked a world record 2 hours, 4 minutes, and 36 seconds at the Berlin Marathon."
by Alex26 December 30, 2007
Get the Marathon mug.1. Something no one in their right mind will do without being told they have to.
2. A very popular word included to suck the fun out of any event.
3. Retarded and or ghey
2. A very popular word included to suck the fun out of any event.
3. Retarded and or ghey
1. These classes on safety are mandatory
2. Yay our company is having mandatory fun day.
3. I know you wont like staying late to sit in the office and do nothing 3 hours late for no reason at all but its mandatory.
2. Yay our company is having mandatory fun day.
3. I know you wont like staying late to sit in the office and do nothing 3 hours late for no reason at all but its mandatory.
by rooster210 May 29, 2013
Get the mandatory mug.Watching a vast amount of movies and/or tv shows throughout a day, usually the trilogies, and or Disney movies.
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