Angry Manatee

The sexual act of inserting one's testicles into a partner's vagina / anus.

Sweetheart, now that you've been using the rambone for a while, lets give the angry manatee a try!

by scrotiemcbuggerballs January 14, 2013

Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.

"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"

by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008

land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

manatee hand

A word that can be used to described one's hands after the act of heating another man's testicles in cupped hands.

Justin had some crazy manatee hands, after heating Eric's balls.

by Will March 3, 2004

Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.

Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)

by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009

raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

by Alabia May 24, 2008